Funny SMS Collection 3

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Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye.
Papa: Waiter,
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao.
Beta: Ice-Cream Q papa?
Aap V Beer pijiye na.

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Delivry k waqt,

Wife:God,
Ldka ho Pati:Ldki ho
GOD-ShutUp,
Dnt distrb wrna aisa confusng item bna dunga
k tum dono rote rhoge & wo TALI bjayega

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Dukandar Se
Chota Baccha:

Uncle Rang Gora Karne Wali Cream Hai..


Dukandar: Haan Hai.


Bccha: To tum Lagate Q Nai
Mai ROZ darr JATA HOON

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Gam-e-Zindagi Ne Har Dum Aansu Diye Hai

Gam-e-Zindagi Ne Har Dum Aansu Diye Hai
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Sir, Lagta Hai Dono Khoon 1 Hi Aadmi Ne Kiye Hai

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Santa office ja rha tha.
biwi pyaar se boli: see u in the evening.
santa gusse se: dhamki kise de rahi hai,
mai b tujhe dekh loonga..

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Pyar to 1 bahana hai,
dil mile na mile lips ko milana hai,
yeh style h sab aashiqo ka kyun ki
ye raaj kapoor ka nhi Emraan Hashmi ka zamana h

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Patni Pati Se-Dekhoji
Kam Karte Waqt Muje Kiss-Wiss Mat Kia Kro
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Madam Aachi Tarah Samja Do
Me To Bol-Bol K Thak Gai Hu

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Wife Husband se: Aaj Mere Tann Mann Me Aag Laga Do.
Husband ne Petrol Daal kar fook Diya..
Moral: "jazbaton ka izhar Asaan lafzon me kare"

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Lips jab lips se
milte hai to kya
hota hai?
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Hamesha Galatmat socha karo
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Muh band hota hai aur kya..

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Allah ka diya sb kuch h
Books h
Notes h
Time ha
Mauka h
kl papr v h
or hausla to itna hai ki  jo chahu padh lu
Bus 1 hi chiz nahi hai
MOOD

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1 Ladka Ladki Dekhne Gaya.
Dono 10 minute Tak Baat karte rahe..
Ladki:Bhaiya ap kitne bhai-Bahen Ho?
Ladka:Ab tak 3 The par Ab 4 Ho Gaye.

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Patient-Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeka Bataiye

Dr-Shaadi Kar Lo

Patient-Kya Isse Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi

Dr-Nahi,Aisi Baate Dimag Me Nahi Aayengi

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GOLU-Coffee Ka Kya Price H
Waitr-Hot coffee:Rs5
Cold Coffee:Rs10

Waha Admi Hot Coffee Pi Rha tha
GOLU Bola-Jaldi PiyoWarna Rs10 Dene Pdenge

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Suno Meri Dukh Bhari Dastan

Hume To Apno Ne Luta Gero Me Kaha Dum Tha,
Meri Haddi Waha Tuti Jaha Hospital Band Tha.
Mujhe Jis Ambulance Me Dala Uska Petrol Khatm Tha,
Mujhe Tempo Me Isliye Bethaya Kyoki Uska Kiraya Kum Tha.
Mujhe To Nurso Ne Uthaya Dr. Me Kaha Dum Tha,
Mujhe Us Palang Pr Letaya Jiske Niche Bum Tha.
Mujhe To Bum Ne Udaya Goli Me Kaha Dum Tha,
Or Mujhe Road  Pr Dafnaya Kyoki
Shamshan Me Function Tha.
Do Ansu To RoLo
Patthar Dil Walo

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