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Funny SMS Collection 6




Kya re !! SMS ka hafta Nahi bhej riyela?
apun ko malum h ki tere pas sms ka bahut saara maal padela hai,
chal , 5-10 peti sms bhej.
Nai to mis cal thok dunga





Collge boy:Me tmhare liye sab chhod dunga.
Girl: Ma,Papa?
Boy:Ha.
Grl: Apne Dost?
Boy:Ha
Girl: Daru?
Boy-Didi gharjao, apke papa pareshan ho rhe honge.;-(





Baap Bete Se:
Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Abbu Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi


Beta:'FACEBOOK





Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Aisi Ladki Ayegi Jo Apko Bahot Zyda Pyar Karegi,
Apko Pyar Se chhuegi AUr Apko Dher Sari Kiss kregi.
Aur kahegi
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LOVE
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U
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Papa.





Life ka original sach

Sab kehte hai,Akle aye the,
Akle jayenge
Pr sach to ye hai.2logo k bina koi aata nahi,
aur 4logo k bina koi jata nahi





Aj mere pas Mobile he Number he Battery he Balance he Tumahre pass kya he?


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Agar koi msg. he to bhejo Agar nahi to mobile becho.





Ek ladki ki T-Shirt k AAGE likha tha 98.3 FM...~
To socho_ uski jeans k peeche kya likha hoga?
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  "It's hot, Bajate raho..."





Q1.1din ki jindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Q2.Maut samne ho to kya chahoge?
Q3.Dost or pyar me pahli psnd?
Q4.Zkhm dene wale se pyar ho jaye to kya kroge?{A}





Interesting imp question.
Mujse dosti kyu ki?
Aapka jawab kisi film ka naam hona chahiye.
Ye sms sab ko bhejo fir dekho kya kya jawab milte hai.
Rply me fst.





Pyar ko mat Chupao use jarurat hai jatane ki.
Apni pratibha ko mat Chupao use jararat hai badhane ki.
Ab aur perfume mat Lagao Tamhe jarurat hai NAHANE Ki





Bar Bar Dard Na Do Mujhe..,
Dard Ka to Samundar Lekar Baitha Hu...
Gulam Hu Tumari MOHABBAT Ka...,
Baki To khandwa Ka
"SULTAN MIRZA"
Bankar Baitha Hu...




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